retired people

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting…..

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,”come on son, how about giving a senior a break?” He ignored me, and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.