Entries from May 2006 ↓

Seamless pictures

how delightful

seamless

rob gonsalves

retired people

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting…..

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,”come on son, how about giving a senior a break?” He ignored me, and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.

News report slips

ROFL, bless, this lady makes a boob :)

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longer pubes

Philips decide to use some viral marketing and get it right :)

Spend a few mins on this site, the music video is funny +1

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Clever interactive flash thingy

Can you find the picture of me??

clickety

Firefox - Porn Mode :)

This extension will disable all tracking options in FF until it is tirned off. Perfect for keeping the not so friendly places out of the history/cache/cookies etc.

Hmmm

Onixya walk through for Snellie

Press Here

Clerks 2 Trailer

Heh, thought I would post this in a vein attempt at being cool? Or maybe just old actually seeing as you need to be old to remember 1!

And frick me if Marshall from Alias isnt in it! “Heh heh, what… right, sorry… just that”

Net only trailerÂÂ

1 Second Film

ROFL. They are silly and it’ll prolly work :)

THE 1 SECOND FILM

Healing city

What a fab peice of photography, they show the now ‘healing scar’ where a city railway once ran. I like this picture.

tecznotes