Best Divorce Letter Ever

Best Divorce Letter Ever

Colour Matching

Not a very exciting post, but if you want some free online colour matching, here’s some links!

http://www.hypergurl.com/colormatch.php

http://www.colorblender.com/

http://www.colorsontheweb.com/colorwheel.asp

Big Dog… The freaky robot.

Big, yes. A dog? no. Freaky? very much yes.

I can’t help but see this as two disembodied pairs of legs facing each other carrying a heavy load. This is some way cool tech.

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Just plain wrong on so many levels….

Just keep watching….

Charlie bit me.

Rambo

It’s every other Rambo movie but with special effects of the 21st century which means lots of graphic exploding bodies and body parts.

Is the movie any good?

Lets put it this way, who cares? did you not read what I just wrote? we soooooo should watch this movie together over beers!

The next big thing for business phones…

Bye bye projector and laptop, every salesman will be carrying one of these bad boys sooner rather than later…

Projector phone

Unusual ebay feedback…

It’s just what it says on the tin…

here

My fave:

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

You suck at photoshop…

4 Training vids, each a couple of minutes long. The great thing about these vids is not the facts about photoshop but the fact the teacher is trying to come to terms with his wife’s infidelity. It’s all made up of course but that doesn’t stop it being very funny. I love part 3.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4 

10 funny(ish) Stephen Hawking quotes…

10. “Einstein was wrong when he said “God does not play dice”. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can’t be seen.”

9. “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”

8. “My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.”

7. “I find that American & Scandinavian accents work better with women.” In response to a question about the American accent of his synthesiser.

6. “Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. In the end, however, I did put in one equation, Einstein’s famous equation, E = mc2. I hope that this will not scare off half of my potential readers.”

5. “My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.”

4. “To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen.”

3. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”

2. “The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”

1. “Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”

100 Greatest quotes from Christian Chatrooms

Oh my…. have a read here

Some of my favs…

“I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie”

“several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.”

“What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?”

“1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys”

“I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.”