Get your name anagram here! Mine is, rather uncannilly, ANAL RENDER. Hmm….
She'd have to be a real big woman!
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I giggled.
A dick in a truck pulled out in front of me on the way to work today!
Sorry.
I found the Hysteria sketch from Eddie Izzard in the 90′s
I remember this with such fond memories, I have held the wolf sketch in high regard since those days and only just found it again. Not sure it’s as funny as I remember but funny none the less.
Blowfish’s comments on my sexuality, I hereby provide proof he’s a stabber.
And I have to say, I am extremely pleased he took me along!ÂÂ
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting…..
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,”come on son, how about giving a senior a break?” He ignored me, and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.
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