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Ronseal

I found the Hysteria sketch from Eddie Izzard in the 90’s

I remember this with such fond memories, I have held the wolf sketch in high regard since those days and only just found it again. Not sure it’s as funny as I remember but funny none the less.

Grrrr, that’s my name

Blowfish’s comments on my sexuality, I hereby provide proof he’s a stabber.

And I have to say, I am extremely pleased he took me along!ÂÂ

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting…..

Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,”come on son, how about giving a senior a break?” He ignored me, and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.