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Watched Felon last night and surpisingly liked it. Quite a bit actually.

Stephen Dorff (recognise the face but no idea where from) plays an ok part as a hard working Dad that kills a hoodlum robbing his home and gets put inside for murder. Things don’t go well :p

Val Kilmer plays a really good nutjob murdering bastd and Walts Dad (from lost) plays a VERY believable nasty prison guard.

There aint a great deal of plot depth here and there will not be any oscar votes but I liked it alot. I love prison movies anyhoo, especially ones (aren’t they all) where you get to go boo, nasty guard” and this one gets 7.6/10 from me.

Nutshell = 5.7/10 utter drivel with matrix tendancies… but you would wouldn’t you?

Overview:

2 hours of matrix meets Bourne Identity with a soupçon of Fight Club. Even the talented McAvoy couldn’t hold this one together. Jolie was hot but too skinny and Mr Freeman played himself for the 24th time this year.

Good:= Rats used as weapons, bullets around corners, healing tanks, Jolie’s lower back.

Bad = Rats used as weapons, bullets around corners, healing tanks, erm. That’s it.

Summary:

You guys’ll love it. I thought it was shite of the highest order and I REALLY wanted to like it, I promise. But what do I know, I loved Juno!

Went to see The Dark Knight this morning…wow! Go see it!!!

Ok, bit of a longer review avoiding any spoilers…first point is it’s loooooong, about 2 1/2 hours but doesn’t drag & as there are around 5 different plot strands going at once it does allow time for all of them to breathe & resolve in a proper manner…well, most of them anyway . Heath Ledger is VERY good as The Joker so believe the hype, forget all about Jack Nicholson this is a different kind of freak, complete psycho, no redeeming features at all & pretty chilling. You can’t help but think about what happened to him & it does cast a shadow over everything, especially the Joker’s suicidal tendancies. However, even without his death this would still be a Hell of a performance. He does over-shadow Batman / Bruce Wayne which never really happened in Batman Begins & is a bit of a shame but he isn’t in it constantly so you do get those cool moments when Bruce is just doing his thing.

Plot wise, like I said, about 5 going so you have to pay attention, this is a much more adult superhero film than Spider-Man for example. I read a review that described it as the “Goodfellas” of Superhero films & that’s pretty accurate. It is brutal in places & throws up a lot to think about, if you’re that kind of person, if not plenty of stuff still goes bang & you can just go with the ride.

So far my film of the year…9/10, loses a point for The Joker wearing make-up & not actually having his skin bleached white & all the hair on his body turned green like in the comics…but I’m a geek like that!

“You ever read comic books? You know how the World is always in danger of being taken over by mad scientists, giant robots, aliens & monsters? Well, reality is a lot like that.”

So says The Middleman in the first episode & that pretty much sums up this show. It’s very hard to describe so bear with me, basically it’s a comedy but it’s a lot smarter than it first seems, closest thing I can describe it to is a modern version of The Avengers & the 60’s Batman TV show but that doesn’t really cover it either. If you fancy something a bit harmless & different it’s worth a watch, first 5 episodes are up now. Oh, did I mention how HOT the girl in it is?

Ok…. ill start off with the score 5/10.

Why i hear you ask….. well it dropped a point because the end was just too nasty and oh so unfair. Ive read a few King books and this type of end has started appearing once too often. I wont spoil it and let you decide but to me it was just too darn nasty.

The film happens mostly in one location and gives you that claustrophobic feeling even though if i was gonna be trapped somewhere i couldn’t think of any where better. The film takes a dim look at religion and people act when scared and you cant help but feel they was trying to say something about religion and hysteria being the same thing.

It was released on US DVD a while back even though its only just coming out in the UK.

Enjoy!

This is a thriller but turn out to be one of the scariest films i have seen in ages.

The subject matter is a little close to home, as like me i am sure you all log into break.com for a laugh. It had me gripped from start to finish, my only gripe about the film is 3 times i got ahead of the plot as they labeled a few too many parts too well and i found myself thinking “hmmm i bet that” and i was right.

It gets a strong 6/10 a little down because i figured out the end before it arrived. because of the subject it was a little hard not hide behind the pillow but i assure you, you don’t actually see anything and its only implied

Now all i have to do is pluck up the courage to watch “teeth”

Whilst Jason Stantham is so wooden in his acting there is something watchable about him normally when he starts to kick arse.

This latest film was a bit of a surprise as it had the feel of an old pinewood studios London based robbery film where immediately you like the bad guys and want them to get away with it even though they are clueless.

overall a very good watch and worth the time to check out. And dare i say it JS wasnt half bad as the role he was playing was hardly a stretch for him.

7/10

Drillbit Taylor

Not a bad film, funny in places , sweet in places, silly in others. You can see the end coming a mile off.
It you’ve got time to kill worth the watch 5/10

Superhero Movie.

If you’ve wondered where silly slap stick humors gone its here. I am pretty sure you will all hate it. No plot and too many digs at Apple. But for me i still have a soft spot for fart, burp and young ones type humor. laughed all the way through. 7/10

This is from the creator of Lost, JJ Abramm.

Its really a remake of the x files, except Moulder is a woman , scully is a genuis man who hides is genius well and is the son or a mad scienist who in his past did questionable research for the goverment. The smoking man is the CIA leader who always talks with a voice that seems too serious all the time and finally the Alien conspirousy is a Global Company who is carring out experiments on the worlds population.

Its starts off on a plane in a storm and you cant help to think that if its crashes on a island your head may explode in disgust, but luckily it doesnt!

Torrent

Over all I must say it was worth the watch a 7/10 and I actually want to watch the next episode.
I am sure that means it will flop and never be seen again which is a shame as unlike lost and X files it isnt full of unanswered questions.

Give it a watch and let me know what you think.

I notice that In Bruges is out on Torrent and I thought I would give you all a review of it as I lived it so…

Review:

Get it.. Watch it.. Love it..

Go on then.